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You never know what a 7th grader is going to say. Here’s a conversation from today:

Student: You know them sticks you pea on to tell if you are pregnant?

Me: Excuse me?

Student: You know, those sticks you pea on.

Me: (Staring – Not saying anything)

Student: My ditty (Daddy) says “If it’s blue, you’re screwed.”

Me: (Almost fall in the floor.) You really shouldn’t tell your teacher things like.

Wonder what else “ditty” tells him?


  1. OMG! You responded better than I would have. I have to say though (my warped sense of humor about to come out), something about that child’s statement is funny to me. “If it’s blue you’re screwed”- kind of literally. But, what a thing to say to your teacher! And what a thing to say to your kid!

  2. Oh Lord! 7th graders… I’m sure you hear all kinds of things!

  3. That may be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

  4. Yikes!

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