You never know what a 7th grader is going to say. Here’s a conversation from today:
Student: You know them sticks you pee on to tell if you are pregnant?
Me: Excuse me?
Student: You know, those sticks you pee on.
Me: (Staring – Not saying anything)
Student: My ditty (Daddy) says “If it’s blue, you’re screwed.”
Me: (Almost fall in the floor.) You really shouldn’t tell your teacher things like.
Wonder what else “ditty” tells him?